To: Yankees Fans (aka Fair Weather Fans)

So you're a New York Yankees Fan? People accuse you of being a fair weather fan, and you readily deny it. Bull... fucking... shit. I was watching the Yankees vs. Red Sox game this past Tuesday, the one where they got their ass handed to them in a 14-3 defeat, and I've got to say that it's the largest amount of evidence against New York fans. By the time the game was in the 8th-9th inning you could easily hear the cheers from the Boston fans (in Yankee Stadium mind you). Why? Because nearly all of the Yankees fans had left the stadium knowing there was no hope for a win.

Out of all the Major League Baseball parks, I've never seen one that empty... ever. Not even the Florida Marlins on a bad day. That's pathetic. Maybe if you guys buy even more Yankees shit so that Steinbrenner can buy his way ($208 million in players alone this year) in to the World Series sometime soon. It has been six years you know.